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Title: Siren's Call
Author: orpheus_samhain
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Walden
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JKR
Author's Notes: A drabble instead of a fic, but RL got in the way. Written for snapelike's Pillagers and Plunderers: Privateering for the Professional Pirate Phiclet Phest.

Walden Macnair stumbled backwards and steadied himself against the mast. It was late in the night, and he was drunk as a lord, but this was too much. A naked woman was sitting on the railing, humming and combing her long black hair, as if it was the most common thing on a ship with all-men crew.

The executioner sneaked up and caught her in a strong embrace.

"Ye're mine!"

"Yes." The girl reciprocated the embrace and kissed Walden with cold lips. "And you're mine."

She leaned back and swished her tail in the air, taking the executioner with her.


and a limerick:

An executioner from Halifax
Sailed the seas with his faithful axe.

The landlubbers and sea-dogs alike
Never knew when he would strike,

Until he plunged the blade into their backs.

x-posted to pirate_phest here