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Title: Siren's Call
Author: orpheus_samhain
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Walden
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JKR
Author's Notes: A drabble instead of a fic, but RL got in the way. Written for snapelike's Pillagers and Plunderers: Privateering for the Professional Pirate Phiclet Phest.

Walden Macnair stumbled backwards and steadied himself against the mast. It was late in the night, and he was drunk as a lord, but this was too much. A naked woman was sitting on the railing, humming and combing her long black hair, as if it was the most common thing on a ship with all-men crew.

The executioner sneaked up and caught her in a strong embrace.

"Ye're mine!"

"Yes." The girl reciprocated the embrace and kissed Walden with cold lips. "And you're mine."

She leaned back and swished her tail in the air, taking the executioner with her.


and a limerick:

An executioner from Halifax
Sailed the seas with his faithful axe.

The landlubbers and sea-dogs alike
Never knew when he would strike,

Until he plunged the blade into their backs.

x-posted to pirate_phest here

Title: Midnight Crawler
Author: orpheus_samhain
Pairing: Pansy/Walden
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JKR.
Author's Notes: I asked for Walden Macnair tag at ff.net and wrote this drabble to try it out :)

Midnight Crawler

The silk glistened faintly in the moonlight coming in through the window. Walden let the smooth fabric glide across his fingers and fall back into a drawer. Stealing a glance at the sleeping Pansy, he felt around it again.

This time, his hand came across a lacy chemise. Pressing the see-through garment to his face, the executioner inhaled deeply. The flowery scent clung to everything that belonged to her. He hung the chemise over a chair and quietly slipped from the bedroom.

Tomorrow, he would be sitting at breakfast hoping, imaging that she would be wearing it underneath her robes.